Sjors

A sexy, handsome, sweet, caring, sensitive beast. A well dressed boss that pulls all the ladies.

How does he get so many girls? Oh, he's just a Sjors

by SP03 June 13, 2012

rapper sjors

yeah let's go!

Ben rapper sjors, ben een beest
Altijd los, altijd feest

by rapper sjors April 7, 2018

rapper sjors

kanker dom

rapper sjors heeft een broodje pindakaas gegeten

by kanker dom January 26, 2018

Dirty Sjors

When your friend promised you not to hook up with strangers anymore, but does so anyway

“I went home with that cute guy last night.”
“Oh I thought you didn’t do that anymore?”
“Yeah I pulled a dirty Sjors”

by Jekankermoeder June 15, 2020

starving for sjors

it's a hashtag where people starve for the poor sjors. hes anorexic.

Ty: I am hungry.
Tommy: You can't eat until Sjors ate something.
Ty: Fuck starving for sjors

by disgusting tommy September 30, 2017

Scorsese Bomb

A drink will knock you on your ass just like any movie by Martin Scorsese:

- 1 part red bull, for the movie Raging Bull of course
- 1 part cranberry juice, because Leo ordered that shit in the Departed and was a bonafide badass throughout
- 1 part tequila, because it'll get ya fighting with the cat sitting next to you, just like in Scorsese's movies

And boom you got yourself a Scorsese bomb, now say hi to your mother for me

"Ay barkeep gimme one of dem Scorsese bombs"

"Damn bro I didn't take you as the fighting type"

"Maybe I am, maybe I ain't, maybe go fuck yourself"

by One of the Goodfellas August 21, 2012

smorsis

1. when a person's appearance causes them to be seen as or thought of as awkward.
2. when the actions or appearance of someone causes a situation to become awkward or uncomfortable.
3. 3 or more s'mores (least common definition)

look at me, now look at my pants, do you see how this looks awkward?... smorsis.

does this cheese on my face look smorsis?

this whole situation is too smorsis for me, I'm leaving.

i really enjoyed eating all those smorsis.

by special friends August 17, 2011