Sjors

A sexy, handsome, sweet, caring, sensitive beast. A well dressed boss that pulls all the ladies.

How does he get so many girls? Oh, he's just a Sjors

by SP03 June 13, 2012

rapper sjors

yeah let's go!

Ben rapper sjors, ben een beest
Altijd los, altijd feest

by rapper sjors April 07, 2018

rapper sjors

kanker dom

rapper sjors heeft een broodje pindakaas gegeten

by kanker dom January 26, 2018

starving for sjors

it's a hashtag where people starve for the poor sjors. hes anorexic.

Ty: I am hungry.
Tommy: You can't eat until Sjors ate something.
Ty: Fuck starving for sjors

by disgusting tommy September 30, 2017

SJOR

A nice word to describe a person with a condition of Small-Penis-syndrom.

Person 1: I was with a SJOR in bed last night.

Person 2: I feel sorry for you.

by WTCSMF May 28, 2017

Sjorring

Alternating between violently beating your meat and slow masturbation every 5 seconds. Sjorring is sometimes used as a ceremony to prove that a friend group is close to eachother. The people participating will try to synchronise their meat beating so that a rythim is formed.

Bro 1: Should we test the new kid by sjorring tonight?
Bro 2: Yeah for sure, if he can't keep up he is gone.

by Bigblackbloy October 11, 2018

Dirty Sjors

When your friend promised you not to hook up with strangers anymore, but does so anyway

“I went home with that cute guy last night.”
“Oh I thought you didn’t do that anymore?”
“Yeah I pulled a dirty Sjors”

by Jekankermoeder June 15, 2020