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rapper sjors
rapper sjors by rapper sjors April 7, 2018
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Sjors • rapper sjors • Dirty Sjors • starving for sjors • shorsh • Snorse • Sorsha • sjos • slorse • slorstitute
rapper sjors
rapper sjors by kanker dom January 26, 2018
Dirty Sjors
“I went home with that cute guy last night.”
“Oh I thought you didn’t do that anymore?”
“Yeah I pulled a dirty Sjors”
“Oh I thought you didn’t do that anymore?”
“Yeah I pulled a dirty Sjors”
Dirty Sjors by Jekankermoeder June 15, 2020
starving for sjors
starving for sjors by disgusting tommy September 30, 2017
Scorsese Bomb
A drink will knock you on your ass just like any movie by Martin Scorsese:
- 1 part red bull, for the movie Raging Bull of course
- 1 part cranberry juice, because Leo ordered that shit in the Departed and was a bonafide badass throughout
- 1 part tequila, because it'll get ya fighting with the cat sitting next to you, just like in Scorsese's movies
And boom you got yourself a Scorsese bomb, now say hi to your mother for me
- 1 part red bull, for the movie Raging Bull of course
- 1 part cranberry juice, because Leo ordered that shit in the Departed and was a bonafide badass throughout
- 1 part tequila, because it'll get ya fighting with the cat sitting next to you, just like in Scorsese's movies
And boom you got yourself a Scorsese bomb, now say hi to your mother for me
"Ay barkeep gimme one of dem Scorsese bombs"
"Damn bro I didn't take you as the fighting type"
"Maybe I am, maybe I ain't, maybe go fuck yourself"
"Damn bro I didn't take you as the fighting type"
"Maybe I am, maybe I ain't, maybe go fuck yourself"
Scorsese Bomb by One of the Goodfellas August 21, 2012
smorsis
1. when a person's appearance causes them to be seen as or thought of as awkward.
2. when the actions or appearance of someone causes a situation to become awkward or uncomfortable.
3. 3 or more s'mores (least common definition)
2. when the actions or appearance of someone causes a situation to become awkward or uncomfortable.
3. 3 or more s'mores (least common definition)
look at me, now look at my pants, do you see how this looks awkward?... smorsis.
does this cheese on my face look smorsis?
this whole situation is too smorsis for me, I'm leaving.
i really enjoyed eating all those smorsis.
does this cheese on my face look smorsis?
this whole situation is too smorsis for me, I'm leaving.
i really enjoyed eating all those smorsis.
smorsis by special friends August 17, 2011
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Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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