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smorsis

1. when a person's appearance causes them to be seen as or thought of as awkward.
2. when the actions or appearance of someone causes a situation to become awkward or uncomfortable.
3. 3 or more s'mores (least common definition)
look at me, now look at my pants, do you see how this looks awkward?... smorsis.

does this cheese on my face look smorsis?

this whole situation is too smorsis for me, I'm leaving.

i really enjoyed eating all those smorsis.
by special friends August 17, 2011
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smorsis

The gooey inside of a roasted marshmallow
I smushed my s'more and the smorsis came oozing out.
by special friends December 4, 2011
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pussy smorgisbord

being so overwhelmed with pussy it is like a buffet or a smorgisbord of pussy
when there is a wide selection of pussy that you can dip into without commitment coming in all different flavors textures colour and smells
dis party was a pussy smorgisbord with all them clams up in that piece
by Big Ball Swellington August 15, 2006
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dorkish smorkish

adj. A person or thing that is extremely wack and deserves this title because they suck genitals or smell like they do.
"edin ate me out yesterday," said Sally.

"Oh my God! he is such a dorkish smorkish!"
by alex December 1, 2004
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cock smorgishboard

Every gay mans dream, a large amount of naked men standing in a line waiting to give and or be pleasherd. very very scary.
Doug got very happy when he saw his friends had set up a cock smorgishboard for his 45th birthday
by Redapril1 March 26, 2008
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sorsisis

1. Totally awesome and intelligent. Smart super cool and friendly. Humorous affable and flamboyant. Excellent terrific and stupendous all in one. Truly marvelous and grand by any standard.

2. A small region in Mississippi
Dude, that Metallica concert was SO sorsisis. Thrice sucks balls.
by SearyxZek September 13, 2003
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Testosterone Smorgishboard

When the number of men is excessively higher than the number of women. Term used in disqust that there aren't more women around. Similar to a sausagefest.
At a party, a man walks in only to see ten guys there so far...

"What kinda party is this? We've got a testosterone smorgishboard going on in here.
by Kberrbaby July 17, 2009
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