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A bizarre, highly uncoordinated attempt at flirting that involves aggressively winking, accidentally knocking over a drink, and then giving a thumbs-up like you just won a gold medal.
"Mike thought he had it in the bag with Jessica, so he went full sizael—he winked at her like he was having a seizure, knocked over his entire margarita, and then gave her a thumbs-up like he just landed a spaceship. It was... something."
sizael by enanitoCarlitos December 23, 2024
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I can take care of my sizelf
-Lamar to Franklin from GTA V
sizelf by Ballistic_Diamond July 2, 2015
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Sizelove 

often mistaken for a third leg, as the name suggests, you will love the size.
girl 1: did you see jon in track? he's a total sizelove.
girl 2: i know right?
Sizelove by thomasthechoochoo December 1, 2011

lets go buy a sizzel and smoke a bizzel 

I didn't know sizalaki was so sexual.
Sizalaki by anonymous June 12, 2016
the word that is used in order to avoid answer a certain question. Also in order to show that someone is a good back up.
Father:So son, have you ever had sex?
Son:Sizable
sizable by Casey Simons January 5, 2006
She is a very good person always there to help and also a foodie

She only lives for eating.
She is good at flirting and also has a good sense of humour
She can dance really well and also draw so she is The all in one girl.
Kevin: Here comes sizal, the great
Sizal by Nish999666 November 23, 2021