sitzplinker
This is a German word that literally means "a man who sits to pee", but it is used commonly to call a guy a wimp.
sitzplinker by you_never_know March 31, 2009
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Sitzpinkler
In German, the phrase for someone who sits and urinates; a "Sitzpinkler", is equivalent to wimp, wuss or pussy.
"Michael wouldn't come out drinking with us -- he has to take his wife to her pedicure."
"That's 'cause he's a Sitzpinlker"
"That's 'cause he's a Sitzpinlker"
Sitzpinkler by ponytrekker August 20, 2004
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sitzpinkler by sitzpinkler December 30, 2015
sitzpinkler
As above,ie directly translated from German as "a man who urinates whilst sitting down"; refers to a man who is hen-pecked or under the thumb of his wife/girlfriend, or is otherwise weak or effeminate.
Is Ian coming down the pub later?
What, are you kidding? You know he's a total sitzpinkler these days.
What, are you kidding? You know he's a total sitzpinkler these days.
sitzpinkler by goatfuck October 22, 2007
sitzpinkler
but fr, peeing standing up doesnt make u manly, loser. it makes u hygienic. plus, its way more comfy not aiming and u can use ur phone. sitzpinklers are here to stay, motherfuckers.
sitzpinkler by UrNotPayingMeShit July 13, 2021
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.