2 definition by goatfuck

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As above,ie directly translated from German as "a man who urinates whilst sitting down"; refers to a man who is hen-pecked or under the thumb of his wife/girlfriend, or is otherwise weak or effeminate.
Is Ian coming down the pub later?

What, are you kidding? You know he's a total sitzpinkler these days.
by goatfuck October 06, 2007

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Derogatory adjective describing remote, primitive, or chaotic location; probably an insinuation regarding the perceived sexual practices of the locals.
"Did you hear, John was sent out to the middle of the Gobi desert with his work? That's a real goatfuck posting"
by goatfuck December 19, 2007

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