Sitzpinkler 

In German, the phrase for someone who sits and urinates; a "Sitzpinkler", is equivalent to wimp, wuss or pussy.

"Michael wouldn't come out drinking with us -- he has to take his wife to her pedicure."
"That's 'cause he's a Sitzpinlker"

Sitzpinkler by ponytrekker August 20, 2004

sitzpinkler 

A German slang word for "wimp" that literally means "a man who sits to pee"

Come on sitzpinkler , go the bathroom and hurry up!!!

sitzpinkler by sitzpinkler December 30, 2015

sitzpinkler 

As above,ie directly translated from German as "a man who urinates whilst sitting down"; refers to a man who is hen-pecked or under the thumb of his wife/girlfriend, or is otherwise weak or effeminate.

Is Ian coming down the pub later?

What, are you kidding? You know he's a total sitzpinkler these days.

sitzpinkler by goatfuck October 22, 2007

sitzpinkler 

someone who pees standing up (beta move)

but fr, peeing standing up doesnt make u manly, loser. it makes u hygienic. plus, its way more comfy not aiming and u can use ur phone. sitzpinklers are here to stay, motherfuckers.

sitzpinkler by UrNotPayingMeShit July 13, 2021

sitzplinker 

This is a German word that literally means "a man who sits to pee", but it is used commonly to call a guy a wimp.

stop being such a sitzplinker!

sitzplinker by you_never_know March 31, 2009