ponytrekker's definitions

boosit

Urban for "bullshit" but with a connotation of absurdity. Said quickly with the article "Das" before it. Used to reject a proposition so preposterous no one could reasonably believe it.

"I asked my boyfriend if he wanted to have a threesome with my girlfriend Jill but he rejected the idea."

"Das boosit."

by ponytrekker April 12, 2010

guinea gangplank

Slang for the Verrazzano Narrows Bridge, the bridge joining Bay Ridge, Brooklyn NY to Staten Island, NY.

Term derived from the stereotype that Italians, escaping from Brooklyn, use this bridge to get to the one neighborhood they can escape to.

"Ya cross the guinea gangplank, go to Hyland Boulevard and make a right . . . "

by ponytrekker August 5, 2005

iwax

Crust on ipod headphones from the listener's earwax.

Eeew no way I am letting you listen to my ipod -- last time you gave my headphones back with iwax.

by ponytrekker July 19, 2007

icrust

Crust on ipod headphones from the listener's earwax. Also iwax.

Eeew no way I am letting you listen to my ipod -- last time you gave my headphones back with icrust.

by ponytrekker July 19, 2007

bum car

The empty car on a packed rush hour NYC subway train that is empty for a reason: the sweet smell of impacted fecal matter sitting in urine-drenched unwashed clothes with sweet ripe cheesy feet of the homeless person sitting in the corner.

"No no, move up. That's the bum car. "

by ponytrekker March 23, 2008

grammar Timmy

Someone who picks on people unnecessarily for errors in form or spelling rather than substance, often in areas where informality is normal.

The amount of changes are staggering.

You mean the number of changes.

Don't be such a grammar timmy.

by ponytrekker October 8, 2008

Manly Ration of Shit

criticism received from a superior in larger than normal quantities. Seems like a big meal, only shit.

Geez he was all over me about my daily reports, my weekly reports, my monthlies -- I got a real Manly Ration of Shit

by ponytrekker October 16, 2008