Legit Retarded

Actual mental infirmity

Often used to describe a person who shows signs of normalcy, but occasionally does things so mind bogglingly dumb, that one needs to question whether the person actually has a mental deficiency.

Bro, the stamp goes on the upper right hand corner of the envelope and the address goes in the middle. You’re thirty. No offense, are you legit retarded?

by ponytrekker February 08, 2021

put on your pajamas arthur

A way of ignoring someone in a severely condescending manner.

Sir, don't go in there. The paint isn't ready

Put on your pajamas arthur.

by ponytrekker February 01, 2014

sonic

adjective used to describe attractive female body parts, particularly mamalian protruberences/

That chick has sonic tits.

by ponytrekker August 18, 2004

canarsie

As used historically by Italians in various New York neigborhoods to mean the absolute end of the universe.

Whaddya from Canrsie?

by ponytrekker May 11, 2004

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Big fat fucking titties.

She has whopping ( . ) ( . )

by ponytrekker March 02, 2005

Sitzpinkler

In German, the phrase for someone who sits and urinates; a "Sitzpinkler", is equivalent to wimp, wuss or pussy.

"Michael wouldn't come out drinking with us -- he has to take his wife to her pedicure."
"That's 'cause he's a Sitzpinlker"

by ponytrekker August 20, 2004

nuclear

an adverb similar in meaning to "hot" when used to describe particularly attractive women.

That bitch is nuclear.

by ponytrekker August 18, 2004