ponytrekker's definitions

bum car

The empty car on a packed rush hour NYC subway train that is empty for a reason: the sweet smell of impacted fecal matter sitting in urine-drenched unwashed clothes with sweet ripe cheesy feet of the homeless person sitting in the corner.

"No no, move up. That's the bum car. "

by ponytrekker March 23, 2008

Manly Ration of Shit

criticism received from a superior in larger than normal quantities. Seems like a big meal, only shit.

Geez he was all over me about my daily reports, my weekly reports, my monthlies -- I got a real Manly Ration of Shit

by ponytrekker October 16, 2008

grammar Timmy

Someone who picks on people unnecessarily for errors in form or spelling rather than substance, often in areas where informality is normal.

The amount of changes are staggering.

You mean the number of changes.

Don't be such a grammar timmy.

by ponytrekker October 8, 2008

icrust

Crust on ipod headphones from the listener's earwax. Also iwax.

Eeew no way I am letting you listen to my ipod -- last time you gave my headphones back with icrust.

by ponytrekker July 19, 2007

put on your pajamas arthur

A way of ignoring someone in a severely condescending manner.

Sir, don't go in there. The paint isn't ready

Put on your pajamas arthur.

by ponytrekker February 1, 2014

nuclear

an adverb similar in meaning to "hot" when used to describe particularly attractive women.

That bitch is nuclear.

by ponytrekker August 18, 2004

( . ) ( . )

Big fat fucking titties.

She has whopping ( . ) ( . )

by ponytrekker March 2, 2005