Definitions by ponytrekker

slaughter sides 

When the balance is so uneven between two teams such that noncompetitive game and a thorough defeat is virtually guaranteed. Usually used in a choose-up selection process where one captain picks players or selection is done by letter or number but the result is two unevenly matched teams. The term is used to demand a reselection of teams.

Hey, you can't have Jake and Max and Pete, them's slaughter sides.

slaughter sides by ponytrekker March 25, 2022

slaughter sides 

When the balance is so uneven between two teams such that noncompetitive game and a thorough defeat is virtually guaranteed. Usually used in a choose-up selection process where one captain picks players or selection is done by letter or number but the result is two unevenly matched teams. The term is used to demand a reselection of teams.

You guys can't have Pete and Max and Jake, them's slaughter sides.

slaughter sides by ponytrekker March 25, 2022

Legit Retarded 

Actual mental infirmity

Often used to describe a person who shows signs of normalcy, but occasionally does things so mind bogglingly dumb, that one needs to question whether the person actually has a mental deficiency.

Bro, the stamp goes on the upper right hand corner of the envelope and the address goes in the middle. You’re thirty. No offense, are you legit retarded?

Legit Retarded by ponytrekker February 8, 2021

put on your pajamas arthur 

A way of ignoring someone in a severely condescending manner.

Sir, don't go in there. The paint isn't ready

Put on your pajamas arthur.

put on your pajamas arthur by ponytrekker February 1, 2014

boosit 

Urban for "bullshit" but with a connotation of absurdity. Said quickly with the article "Das" before it. Used to reject a proposition so preposterous no one could reasonably believe it.

"I asked my boyfriend if he wanted to have a threesome with my girlfriend Jill but he rejected the idea."

"Das boosit."

boosit by ponytrekker April 12, 2010

Manly Ration of Shit

criticism received from a superior in larger than normal quantities. Seems like a big meal, only shit.

Geez he was all over me about my daily reports, my weekly reports, my monthlies -- I got a real Manly Ration of Shit

Manly Ration of Shit by ponytrekker October 16, 2008

grammar Timmy 

Someone who picks on people unnecessarily for errors in form or spelling rather than substance, often in areas where informality is normal.

The amount of changes are staggering.

You mean the number of changes.

Don't be such a grammar timmy.

grammar Timmy by ponytrekker October 8, 2008