canarsie

As used historically by Italians in various New York neigborhoods to mean the absolute end of the universe.
Whaddya from Canrsie?
by ponytrekker May 11, 2004
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Legit Retarded

Actual mental infirmity

Often used to describe a person who shows signs of normalcy, but occasionally does things so mind bogglingly dumb, that one needs to question whether the person actually has a mental deficiency.
Bro, the stamp goes on the upper right hand corner of the envelope and the address goes in the middle. You’re thirty. No offense, are you legit retarded?
by ponytrekker February 08, 2021
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guinea gangplank

Slang for the Verrazzano Narrows Bridge, the bridge joining Bay Ridge, Brooklyn NY to Staten Island, NY.

Term derived from the stereotype that Italians, escaping from Brooklyn, use this bridge to get to the one neighborhood they can escape to.
"Ya cross the guinea gangplank, go to Hyland Boulevard and make a right . . . "
by ponytrekker July 17, 2005
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Sitzpinkler

In German, the phrase for someone who sits and urinates; a "Sitzpinkler", is equivalent to wimp, wuss or pussy.
"Michael wouldn't come out drinking with us -- he has to take his wife to her pedicure."
"That's 'cause he's a Sitzpinlker"
by ponytrekker August 20, 2004
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She has whopping ( . ) ( . )
by ponytrekker March 02, 2005
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slaughter sides

When the balance is so uneven between two teams such that noncompetitive game and a thorough defeat is virtually guaranteed. Usually used in a choose-up selection process where one captain picks players or selection is done by letter or number but the result is two unevenly matched teams. The term is used to demand a reselection of teams.
You guys can't have Pete and Max and Jake, them's slaughter sides.
by ponytrekker March 25, 2022
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