icrust

Crust on ipod headphones from the listener's earwax. Also iwax.
Eeew no way I am letting you listen to my ipod -- last time you gave my headphones back with icrust.
by ponytrekker July 19, 2007
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Manly Ration of Shit

criticism received from a superior in larger than normal quantities. Seems like a big meal, only shit.
Geez he was all over me about my daily reports, my weekly reports, my monthlies -- I got a real Manly Ration of Shit
by ponytrekker October 16, 2008
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Sir, don't go in there. The paint isn't ready

Put on your pajamas arthur.
by ponytrekker February 01, 2014
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grammar Timmy

Someone who picks on people unnecessarily for errors in form or spelling rather than substance, often in areas where informality is normal.
The amount of changes are staggering.

You mean the number of changes.

Don't be such a grammar timmy.
by ponytrekker October 08, 2008
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bum car

The empty car on a packed rush hour NYC subway train that is empty for a reason: the sweet smell of impacted fecal matter sitting in urine-drenched unwashed clothes with sweet ripe cheesy feet of the homeless person sitting in the corner.
"No no, move up. That's the bum car. "
by ponytrekker March 23, 2008
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guinea gangplank

Slang for the Verrazzano Narrows Bridge, the bridge joining Bay Ridge, Brooklyn NY to Staten Island, NY.

Term derived from the stereotype that Italians, escaping from Brooklyn, use this bridge to get to the one neighborhood they can escape to.
"Ya cross the guinea gangplank, go to Hyland Boulevard and make a right . . . "
by ponytrekker August 05, 2005
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slaughter sides

When the balance is so uneven between two teams such that noncompetitive game and a thorough defeat is virtually guaranteed. Usually used in a choose-up selection process where one captain picks players or selection is done by letter or number but the result is two unevenly matched teams. The term is used to demand a reselection of teams.
Hey, you can't have Jake and Max and Pete, them's slaughter sides.
by ponytrekker March 25, 2022
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