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"Soroush is the King" ; Sitkism - the belief that Soroush, the god and king of Jamaica (and the world), is the king of the world.
"God save SITK"
by George Bush March 14, 2004
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sitkowned

Exaggerated version of word owned or pwned. Is considered by many online users to be the superlative form of the word. Is named after convicted child molester Kevin Sitko. Sitko attempted to spam a forum at www.nsxprime.com by asking people to visit his gambling website. When online users got suspicious about his background, his address showed up after a simple online search and indicated that he had been convicted of child molestation. Sitko, who has an address in North Carolina, left the forum and returned under another user name. He denied being the previous user but the other users discovered his new alias and exposed or owned him again. He might have attempted to imitate an attorney but this is somewhat difficult to prove. A picture of him was discovered online and another man is in the background. Nobody can prove the other man is trying to defend Sitko or if Sitko assumed a third alias. Nevertheless, he was owned again. Www.nsxprime.com was, over the next few hours, flooded with new members from websites as far away as Australia and the UK. There is also talk on the forum of users attempting to have a form of his name used to represent the highest form of ownage. It also means to be owned repeatedly.
1. You may have been owned but the criminal was sitkowned!

2. He tried to lie and was owned when his identity was revealed. He tried to lie again and was pwned. Still, he refused to give up and, after countless tries, was sitkowned.
by SchMikey January 12, 2008
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Nick Sitko

Nick Sitko is someone that posted on NSX Prime plugging for his own website. Members blasted him and found out his name via domain lookup. With his name a member looked him up on the South Carolina Sex Offender registry and found out that he was one of them thus owning him utterly and completely.
Guy 1: You should come to my party!
Guy 2: STFU stop plugging Nick Sitko!
by TC Lude January 11, 2008
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sitkowned

To be absolutely owned online in the worst possible way, usually involving mugshots and links to a user's sex predator website.
Holy crap! NICK NSX just got totally sitkowned on that forum!
by alby5268i January 12, 2008
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Sitkowned

To be royally owned as in the case of Nick Sitko, confirmed internet spammer who was exposed as a convicted sex offender, after denying his own identity and affiliation to his own illegal gambling website.
"Dude, did you see that kid fall off the roof?
He got totally Sitkowned."
by Bruce Willis January 8, 2009
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Ryan Sitkowski

Ryan Sitkowski is the lead guitarist for gothic metal band Motionless in White. He writes rap beats in his spare time and has a YouTube channel featuring videos of him punching food.
Ryan Sitkowski is my favorite guitarist!
by BandAddict77 August 23, 2016
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Sitka

Sitka is the former capital of Alaska and the place where a sly fox of a man named Seward basically stole the afformentioned Gloryland from the Russians. The capital has now been moved to Juneau, but Sitka remains a Mecca to tourists and kelp alike. Perhaps it's the intense level of beauty, perhaps its the intense shoddiness of everywhere else in the world; something sets Sitka apart.
(Perhaps it's the ocean...)

According to rock music legend Bono, the word "Sitka" is thought to have been derived from an almost unintelligable line of lyrics in a popular Depeche Mode song. However, the origin of "Sitka" as word is still under hot debate, most citizens of the contiguous US believe it comes from the sound trees make when they explode during a spring thaw. Still others argue that is actually from the Alaska Native phrase, Shee-Atika.
"Sitka IS the capital of nothing, but Juneau sucks ass through a straw, so I guess that makes it even."
by Josh November 7, 2004
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