a silah is an amazing weapon in any circumstance. if you're looking for someone to talk to or someone to rely on or something to fall back on a silah is always there. not only are silahs amazing, but they are also precious. if you happen to know a silah, hold that silah close to your heart.
John: "Have you seen how amazing she is!!!??"
Kane: "Must be a silah"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.