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Pyro-noxious Slabs 

A hazardous, geologic event wherein a hyper-accelerating flow of highly concentrated, sulfur infused volcanic magma builds, cools and intermittently cracks, avulsing into jaggedly uniform, mobilzed 'slabs' of densely toxic rock formations. In rare and unique environmental conditions, migratory slabs have been observed to spontaneously combust into abounding flames upon impact with proximate flora, fauna and curious homosapien onlookers, resulting in a enveloping expulsion of sulfuric cinder chards and respiratory impairing, noxious fumes.
1. "Did you see how the lava formed into 'Pyro-noxious Slabs' when it came down the side of of the volcano, cooling in rhythmic waves as it hit the ocean water's edge?"

2. "I still can't believe that Drew was instantaneously incinerated into a sulfuric plume of ash when that 'Pyro-noxious Slab' chased after him while he was trying to take pictures!"

Silabsoft 

Owner of the Silabsoft forums and Client, a Runescape private server with updated "Moparscape" Items such as skill capes, Monsters, ect. Popular 317 open client.
Want to play on my server using moparscape?
nope I only play on Silabsoft compatible servers
Silabsoft by Zykev2 April 11, 2009
Silas is an amazing guy. He is always there for you and loves you honest. He is emotional and sensitive, but a real man. He will always protect you. He makes you smile always, also if you’re sad.

He likes to play video games and loves sweets.

Silas is the most sweet and loving person you will ever meat.

Never let Silas go or hurt him.

I love you Silas. ❤️
A: He is the greatest in the world
B: I know, he is a Silas.
Silas by Lalelunaa October 16, 2020
The most amazing guy in the world. Sweet, funny, charming. He's everything a girl could want and more. He loves video games, and is a complete gentleman. He will put his whole heart into everything he does. He is so nice, and is always genuine and true. Not to mention he is so amazingly gorgeous.
"Wow, that guy is so nice, he must be a Silas."
Silas by iloveyou251211 November 4, 2011

Silas Dogood 

A jealous, insecure, backstabbing female who can not keep her legs closed

A manipulative long-time "believed to be" female friend who envies and wants your life. She will create smear campaigns, cause conflicts between you and your friends, family and partner. She believes she deserves YOUR life more than you do and will go out of her way to destroy it, then blame it all on you.

An overt narcissistic, trashy female who behaves in a well rounded manner, yet has the morals and standards of a bar slut.
Pay no attention to her underlying insults and backhanded compliments, she is just a Silas Dogood and it would do you good to stay away from her.

You're such a Silas Dogood. Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too
Silas Dogood by idgjigto August 31, 2020

beef slabs 

the slabs of beef on a vagina
beef slabs by YOMMAMA April 12, 2014