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Singlehood 

Knighthood - the status of being a knight

Singlehood - the status of being single

Some can't wait to escape singlehood, some don't mind it or even revel in it. When you get a girl/boyfriend, this marks the end of singlehood for you. Likewise, when you break up with them, you re-enter into singlehood.
Guy 1: I finally got a girlfriend!!

Guy 2: So you can finally leave singlehood behind, then.

Guy 1: Damn right. Let's go for a drink.
Singlehood by LemonZeppelin September 23, 2009
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dysphoric singlehood

A more academic and less derogatory way of describing inceldom and femceldom
she suffered from dysphoric singlehood

Singlemoon 

When you're newly single and your going on loads of dates loving the single life
Oh she's been out on dates every night, really enjoying her singlemoon
Singlemoon by Blackscore April 22, 2017

Singledoom

Singledoom is the level below singledom which is "the state of being unmarried or not involved in a long-term relationship".

Singledoom is the seemingly infinite state of being single while all your friends hook up, make you sick with copious PDA, marry, breed, are rarely seen again seemingly too captivated by their attached bliss to appear, except at their wedding or baby showers; while you remain dateless, sexless and happy couples encourage you to "put yourself out there" whilst referring to you as bitter behind your back.
Singledoom is crapola and I will throw rotten persimmons at the next newly 'we are so in love couple' who can't take it home to start the touchy touch makeout. BARF.
Singledoom by whatevesy Bevsy March 1, 2011

Inglehood 

Bought a 5 gram rock in Inglehood CA.
Inglehood by KevinHughes21 February 3, 2021

senilehood

Senilehood encompasses psychological downfall of the elder mind. This is usually brought on by old age, however one may slip into early senile-hood as a result of traumatic and harsh beating. Usually from said elder's child.
1. We recently signed my grandmother up for assisted living, as she's already reached senilehood.

2. If I simply beat my mother into early senilehood, I can sent her to a nursing home much sooner.
senilehood by Dictionary_Boss January 19, 2014

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