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Singledoom

Singledoom is the level below singledom which is "the state of being unmarried or not involved in a long-term relationship".

Singledoom is the seemingly infinite state of being single while all your friends hook up, make you sick with copious PDA, marry, breed, are rarely seen again seemingly too captivated by their attached bliss to appear, except at their wedding or baby showers; while you remain dateless, sexless and happy couples encourage you to "put yourself out there" whilst referring to you as bitter behind your back.
Singledoom is crapola and I will throw rotten persimmons at the next newly 'we are so in love couple' who can't take it home to start the touchy touch makeout. BARF.
Singledoom by whatevesy Bevsy March 1, 2011
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singledom 

someone who is single. singledom- similar to freedom.
after have the bitch nag at me for years, i open my arms to singledom.
singledom by my balls itch May 20, 2004

Singlemoon 

When you're newly single and your going on loads of dates loving the single life
Oh she's been out on dates every night, really enjoying her singlemoon
Singlemoon by Blackscore April 22, 2017

singlemoma 

A sluttish woman, most often found living in a trailer park. Will sleep with just about anyone in order to get pregnant so the poor unlucky fool who impregnates her will be stuck with her for his remaining miserable days.
Deb Norris aka mrs michael b 1.
singlemoma by Deb Norris May 6, 2004

Singledumb 

The mindless choices people make when single.
I thought the guy who tried to mug me in the alley was kinda cute, and I was newly enjoying my singledumb, so I took him home that night and he stole my laptop and mini-fridge, too!
Singledumb by Yael Greene March 10, 2010

Singledom 

The state of being single, not in a relationship.
That date was terrible! I guess I'll continue this stretch of singledom.
Singledom by MsMusicalMess October 12, 2015

Singledom 

A realm of solitude whose cohorts are apathetic to their condition.
Jane, unsuccessful with the history of her past relationships, confined herself to singledom for the rest of her life.
Singledom by Bob Dole November 8, 2003