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Judging someone for who they simp for, especially if their simping is weird.

"Dude, you can't thirst over your science teacher, they're twice your age."
"Don't simpshame me."

simpshame by Tehtrueblooky September 3, 2020

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Simpsnake

A big black dumbass who is desperate for every woman’s touch cause he cannot pull the cooch. Loves getting dominated sexually. Also lies a lot.

BigSmoke269 is a simpsnake.

Simpsnake by YeetGodofGods July 31, 2019

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simpshame • Simp shaming • simohamed • Simpsnake • Simpslayer • Simp Name • simp safely • Simp scale • SIMP SHANNON • Simpsma-Moment

Simpsnake

A big black deceptive dumbass who is so desperate for a women’s touch he lets them dominate them mentally and physically.

He is a class-act simpsnake, he let Jessica walk all over him.

Simpsnake by YeetGodofGods July 31, 2019

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simohamed

Someone kind and cute (harchli)

This one is a simohamed

simohamed by anonymous November 21, 2021

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simohamed

Very cute sexy and hot like girls soo much but he likes just one he's a great and good friend you have to not loose it

Person : simohamed is so cool i love him

simohamed by Sahbk November 21, 2021

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Simpslayer

A person who is not friends with any simps

John is a Simpslayer

Simpslayer by SIMPSLAYERJOE May 27, 2022

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

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Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

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Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

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minimap

A map that mostly tells you where everything is

Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap

minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015

Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

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Pink Cloud

12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.

The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.

Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006

Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

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Dotard

An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.

That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .

Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017

Word of the Day on August 17, 2026

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