Simpsnake

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A big black dumbass who is desperate for every woman’s touch cause he cannot pull the cooch. Loves getting dominated sexually. Also lies a lot.

BigSmoke269 is a simpsnake.

Simpsnake by YeetGodofGods July 31, 2019

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Simpsnake

A big black deceptive dumbass who is so desperate for a women’s touch he lets them dominate them mentally and physically.

He is a class-act simpsnake, he let Jessica walk all over him.

Simpsnake by YeetGodofGods July 31, 2019

Related Words

Simpsnake • simpseeker • simpshame • Simpslayer • soup snake • Semi Snake • Simp Name • simp safely • Simp scale • Simp Sniper

simpshame

Judging someone for who they simp for, especially if their simping is weird.

"Dude, you can't thirst over your science teacher, they're twice your age."
"Don't simpshame me."

simpshame by Tehtrueblooky September 3, 2020

Simpslayer

A person who is not friends with any simps

John is a Simpslayer

Simpslayer by SIMPSLAYERJOE May 27, 2022

simpseeker

This is an individual who purposely flaunts their god given assets or abilities to draw the opposite sex in. Once they get the simp's attention, they will exploit them for any type of gain. A simpseeker shall not be confused with an attention whore because the only thing an attention whore wants to gain is attention. A simpseeker wants something in return.

-danithedame

Johnny: "you talk to the new girl?"
Eric: "nahh i heard she's a simpseeker"

simpseeker by DanitheDame June 27, 2022

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026