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A big black deceptive dumbass who is so desperate for a women’s touch he lets them dominate them mentally and physically.
He is a class-act simpsnake, he let Jessica walk all over him.
Simpsnake by YeetGodofGods July 31, 2019
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simpshame 

Judging someone for who they simp for, especially if their simping is weird.
"Dude, you can't thirst over your science teacher, they're twice your age."
"Don't simpshame me."
simpshame by Tehtrueblooky September 3, 2020

Simpslayer 

A person who is not friends with any simps
John is a Simpslayer
Simpslayer by SIMPSLAYERJOE May 27, 2022

simpseeker 

This is an individual who purposely flaunts their god given assets or abilities to draw the opposite sex in. Once they get the simp's attention, they will exploit them for any type of gain. A simpseeker shall not be confused with an attention whore because the only thing an attention whore wants to gain is attention. A simpseeker wants something in return.

-danithedame
Johnny: "you talk to the new girl?"
Eric: "nahh i heard she's a simpseeker"
simpseeker by DanitheDame June 27, 2022

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026