Skip to main content
Simp.va is one of my besties and if you say they aren’t cool or anything even remotely close to putting them down then you are racist,homophobic,and transphobic quite frankly . Also any other opinion you have becomes invalid and you are nothing but a worm a good for nothing worm. Anyways have a good day love You rice! (Platonically ofc)
Simp.va is so cool and hot
simp.va mug front
Get the simp.va mug.
See more merch

No simp Valentine's 

For the ones who are single on 14th February you have to pass this challenge for good luck next year's valentine's day.

The rules are simple:no simping over bitches,no masturbating and no roses.
-Hey man I passed No simp Valentine's
-How do you feel?
- Empty💀
No simp Valentine's by Ieepuroy February 14, 2022

Valid Simp 

(Not exclusive to Males) A person who gives a lot of attention to the right person not for superficial reasons like looks but for everything so basically loving them unconditionally and loving them for who they are not because of physical attractiveness.
That guy is Valid Simp thats a good thing
Valid Simp by Human07 July 15, 2021