Simp (Simp)
Simp (Simp) by jaxysonoon March 22, 2020
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Anti-Simp Simp
"Look at that guy hating on Hayden for being a Simp."
"Yeah but he's a Simp himself."
"Wow what an Anti-Simp Simp."
"Yeah but he's a Simp himself."
"Wow what an Anti-Simp Simp."
Anti-Simp Simp by kanye4prez March 12, 2020
Related Words
simp-simply
a word that means simply but just in a indian and a much more sexy way .
And it has nothing to do with a simp
And it has nothing to do with a simp
simp-simply by blockade23o6 August 16, 2021
2020 Simp\Quarantine Simp
The modern version of Simp generated by meme culture in 2020, the 2020 Simp is an Simp who is a desperate man on the internet (mostly twitch) desperately shelling out bits of cash at women or even stalking them just because they are desperate.
Simp “John Doe is simping for her” “I’m simping for her””you’re a Simp””yur scting like a Simp” “he’s being a 2020 Simp\Quarantine Simp
2020 Simp\Quarantine Simp by Dora the desperate need for November 23, 2020
i.simp.for.a.simp
One of the coolest people you'd ever meet. At this point she's probably so cool that you won't be able to take her amazingness and die of how sweet and awesome she is.
i.simp.for.a.simp by dabisburnttoenail May 26, 2021
Simp Magnet
Simp Magnet by Ace the simp February 4, 2023
Simp Lord
Someone unexpected, who is secretly the biggest simp of them all. This is the mastermind behind all of the simps in the galaxy and has full mastery over some powers normal people consider unnatural.
Person 1: "Did you hear, Brad is a Simp Lord..."
Person 2: "A simp lord? If what you have told me is true you will have gained my trust."
Person 2: "A simp lord? If what you have told me is true you will have gained my trust."
Simp Lord by DoctorCringe May 10, 2020
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