Simon A is a type of human which has been geneticaly modified by gods. These human beings have extremely complex DNA structure that permits them to absorb any information, oraly or visualy given. Their spacial-visual skill is a such a great level (§>99.9%) that they mostly perform great in life; not only in a academic sense but also with their social lives and their sexual life.
It is very rare to encounter a Simon A and knowing it because they often look like normal human beings and act like normal human beings, except for their capability of never gaining weight, never losing fights and never getting rejected.
Side note: They often like to call themselves Simon A because in ancient latin-egyptien(from nabi culture), this name stands for : Vastly Superior.
"I once knew a Simon A" said an old man, "he was always better at everything and he always had beautiful girls hogging him.
It is very rare to encounter a Simon A and knowing it because they often look like normal human beings and act like normal human beings, except for their capability of never gaining weight, never losing fights and never getting rejected.
Side note: They often like to call themselves Simon A because in ancient latin-egyptien(from nabi culture), this name stands for : Vastly Superior.
"I once knew a Simon A" said an old man, "he was always better at everything and he always had beautiful girls hogging him.
by LordArcyus October 31, 2020
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Person B: Yeah…I am going home now cya.
Person A: Oh no don’t pull a Simon on us.
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Person A: Oh no don’t pull a Simon on us.
by daemma March 1, 2023
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Get the Doing A Simon mug.a person who makes plans with a person/group but flops last minute. pulls a no-show or changes the plans entirely so that it does not include the person he/she promised to chill with before.
"Yea Nitin said we should go to the mall today but he called just now and said he's hanging out with his college pals. So he is Pulling a Simon today.
by randomchillsquad May 21, 2018
Get the Pulling a Simon mug.Pulling a Simon refers to any extreme act of laziness. For example if a teacher wanted to instruct his ceramics class by playing the scene from ghost where they make a pot, he would be pulling a Simon.
Today my economics teacher showed an episode of shark tank to teach us about money. He was really pulling a Simon today.
by Bear2084 June 4, 2018
Get the Pulling a Simon mug.Used in the early days of American Idol when the world was new to the competition and Simon Cowell was the biggest douche bag on the planet. This phrase can be used the same way as Don't be a dick!
Dad: Thanks for making this wonderful breakfast kiddo.
Son: You're welcome dad.
Mom: ...I don't know..the pancakes were a little dry and the eggs were undercooked..and don't get me started about the-
Dad: Dammit babe, Don't be a Simon.
Son: You're welcome dad.
Mom: ...I don't know..the pancakes were a little dry and the eggs were undercooked..and don't get me started about the-
Dad: Dammit babe, Don't be a Simon.
by Pow! Whap! Kapam!...Batman sounds May 26, 2008
Get the Don't be a Simon mug.Pulling a Simon is the act of having meltdown on public transit and screaming racial slurs at people
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