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A group of people living in a false reality. Usually, these are people that you are in contact with much more than you would like, but because of proximity or blood relation, you have no choice but to deal. Try as you might to speak to them openly, you will fail because they simply live on a different plane... yet somehow in the same world.
Everything was cool until James brought the effin' simmies and creeped everyone the F out. No one could escape their weird conversations.
simmies by Alex in NC August 15, 2006
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simpiest 

when someone reaches peak-simp, they become the simpiest within a group of individuals
Kay: hey did you hear about KC?
Sam: Yeah, I heard she's the simpiest in the whole school.
simpiest by thoughtty August 4, 2020

Slimmies 

Another word for girls. Often used on the popular TV sitcom, "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air."
Yo! Where da slimmies at?
Slimmies by Tartonkovski October 30, 2007

Swimmies 

Derogatory term for members of the Socialist Workers party, a Trotskyist/far left political party in Britain and Ireland that places a lot of emphasis on direct action. Swimmies can be usually found at any march against the US, Israel, or big business either handing out copies of their party newspaper or standing around holding a placard with the words 'Socialist Worker' printed in bold italic helvetica.
There was a bunch of Swimmies in town the other day holding a protest against bin charges, the electricity company and fascists.
Swimmies by rubensni December 9, 2010

Fly slimmy; Fly slimmies (pl.) 

Any person of the female persuasion that is perticularly appealing to the general male population. This includes but is not limited to those with nice chesticles or a fine ass.
That bitch is a fly slimmy. Lets go pick up some fly simmies.
Only THE most kick ass chicka on the entire face of the planet!!!
Simmie is FUCKEN SEXI!!

OmG BeCky..did you see Simmie'z Butt..its like sooO BIG!
simmie by pEaNuT BuTTa February 2, 2008
a perfect block of cheese
yo joe pass me a simmie
simmie by pipes November 3, 2019
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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