Simey is a beautiful girl who is loved by many. She has a nice heart but a bad ass attitude. She goes hard for her friends and lover. If u have Simey as a girlfriend losing her would be the dumbest thing you ever do. She’s very loyal and intelligent but is slow at some times. Get you a Simey and you’ll be the happiest person in the worl.
by Channel Baby November 18, 2017
Simey is a god among men when people hear the name simey they bow down and all the woman instantly have orgasms all the woman want simey and all the men want to be simey when people think simey they think of a god everybody needs a simey in their life amen
by Worshiper of simey November 2, 2019
A name you give to someone, who has a big ass and is very loud. Also have great tits. Usually very good at having sex. Normally very kinky, but don't use them or fuck them over because they'll wip your ass.
Guy1: Wow her ass is dreamy! But omfg her laugh blew the roof off!
Guy2: Wow she speaks loud doesn't she? She must be a Simei!
Guy2: Wow she speaks loud doesn't she? She must be a Simei!
by Nohappienesswithoutcqre January 2, 2016