a silah is an amazing weapon in any circumstance. if you're looking for someone to talk to or someone to rely on or something to fall back on a silah is always there. not only are silahs amazing, but they are also precious. if you happen to know a silah, hold that silah close to your heart.

John: "Have you seen how amazing she is!!!??"
Kane: "Must be a silah"

Silah by Jake Calluway October 29, 2011

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Shload

An expression in which 'shit load' is meshed into one word. Convenient for times in which your excitement is so excess that you do not have the ability to say the two words, but instead can only produce one word from the clusterfuck of thoughts fighting to get out. Of course, this word can also be used in calm and relaxed situations so as to add humor or creativity to an otherwise stale and boring environment.

"Oh my jesus, that is a shload of blood coming out of your fucking face! Someone call the ambulance!"

"Hm. There's a shload of calories in that muffin your eating on this lovely morning, George."

Shload by Manganjapoo January 23, 2009

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Silmarillion

A masterpiece written by J.R.R. Tolkien and published by his son Christopher Tolkien, less known than The Lord of the Rings. It tells you how the Middle-earth was created and expands the knowledge of the events that took place in the First and Second Age.

If you have seen or read The Lord of the Rings and you haven´t read The Silmarillion.... you don't know anything about the Middle-earth.

Silmarillion by Narthalion August 15, 2004

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