A crazy half-ro that likes to skeet on random objects in his/her friends apartment. Enjoys a special toke of YOUR weed, wearing his collar popped, and dick and fart jokes.
Sillyism is a holy religion THAT IS TO BE RESPECTED and the point of the religion is to always be silly
the religious tex states:
1.Be Silly whenever humanly possible
if you want to join first you MUST subscribe to Max Fosh then raise your right hand then put your left hand up and wave them like you just dont care then you must repeat after me I swear that i will be silly for the rest of my life. I swear that I will sit at the front of the bus and pretend like you are the driver. I promise if your friend puts too much sugar in their tea you must reply do you want any tea with that sugar. I promise to make all dental appointments at 2:30. I am a silly billy, I eat silly sausages I promise that I will be silly at every opportunity.
Person 1: What relgion are you?
Person 2: I am a part of sillyism making me a silly billy
Sillyism is a holy religion THAT IS TO BE RESPECTED and the point of the religion is to always be silly
the religious tex states:
1.Be Silly whenever humanly possible
if you want to join first you MUST subscribe to Max Fosh then raise your right hand then put your left hand up and wave them like you just dont care then you must repeat after me I swear that i will be silly for the rest of my life. I swear that I will sit at the front of the bus and pretend like you are the driver. I promise if your friend puts too much sugar in their tea you must reply do you want any tea with that sugar. I promise to make all dental appointments at 2:30. I am a silly billy, I eat silly sausages I promise that I will be silly at every opportunity.
The third largest religion in the UK, founded by the great Max Fosh.
The Church of Silly consists of ~ 1.4 members and has as his sacred land the place Silly, Belgium, where a reliquary in the form of dirt was acquired.
- What is the oath every member of Sillyism has to know by heart?
- We are Silly-Billy’s. We eat silly sausages. We promise for the rest of our lives we’ll be silly in every opportunity even if it means taking Silly string to a party that doesn’t need it.
- Thank you. Do you have by chance any silly string with you?
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texaswill vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.