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significant mother 

-Do you have a flatmate?

-No, but my significant mother passes by sometimes...
significant mother by clément. January 18, 2009

Your Mother Your Significant Other 

This insult will instantly remove your victim from existence. Their flesh and muscle will be ripped away from their bones as they slowly fade into nothingness.
Jimmy: "Your mom gay"
Billy: "Your dad lesbian"
Jimmy: "Your pap a trap"
Billy: "Your mother your significant other"
Jimmy: *dies a slow, painful, and regretful death*

Your significant other your mother 

worse than your mom gay, your granny tranny, your grand pap a trap, your sister a mister and your family tree LGBT combines...
Jaiman: Your mom gay
Kris: Your sister a mister
Jaiman: Don't make m...
Kris: Your granny tranny
Jaiman: Your significant other your mother

All stars launch into the sun causing it to expand by 3 times, engulfing all neighbouring solar systems and planets leaving only the sun and earth. The sun then says yeeticus Maximus and proceeds to collide into Kris making him explode into 1723548 pieces. Thus leaving Jaiman king of the cosmos

your mother is your significant other

ONLY to be used on your deepest, darkest enemies. The kind of person that you would't share your goldfish with in kindergarten. Not only does it state that you and your mother are in an incestuous relationship, it implies that your father has left, as your mother has chosen you as her partner
Person 1: Ur mom big gae
Person 2: ur sister a mister
Person 1: Ur granny a tranny

Person 2:Ur grandpap a trap
Person 1: Your Mother is your significant other
*Universe Proceeds to explode*

Ur significant other ur biological mother

One of the worst "ur mom gay" insults to be created, only to be used in dire circumstances, as it may cause the person inflicted with this curse to develop degenerative brain diseases.
Billy: ur mom gay
Timmy: ur dad lesbian
Billy: ur ͊s͞i̟ster̈ a̠ ͤmi̇stér
Timmy: ur̈́ b̭r̅oͥtͪh͆e̔r͚ aͭ ͇mͦȍtḣér
Billy: ū͋ṛ ̀҉̾g̳r̥̂a͆nͥnͪͥÿ̭́͟ a͊͢ ț͊̆r̴̟̩an̪͊ny
Timmy: ųr̀ ̠g̙ͣ̐ṙ̺a͎͡nͣd̃p͋a̯p͔̝ ͢a̟̰ ̢t͖r̈a͈͍͜p̍͛
Billy: ur̩ ͇͓ň̼ͩȩͤͮic͏ẽ̞ ̻̉ob ͍e̩̮ͩse̯
Timmy: u̖̦̦̩̅r ̧̛̬̩̄šo̜͉̖ͮ̀n ̃͋a̜͚̋ͦͭ ̈́̄n̼͝͞ǔ̫nͣͩ
*Billy gasps as he experiences physical pain
Billy: ù͖̩̓̕r b͎ř͔͍͛o͒̐ ̥̔ͣ̐a̫ ̇̉ho̯ȅ̬
Timmy: u̬ͭ͌ͭ̏ͮ͛͜r̥̓͐ r͈̟̱̮̍a̒̌̕c̉e h̨̅̕̚ȃs ̴̛̞̠̳͂gay̞̓ṡ͒

Billy: uͦr̥̉͛͐̈́́̑͒͛͟ ͍̺̳ances̋ͪ̚t̵ors̰͔̲̒͌ ͋̆̈͞inc̛͙̊̈̽es̜̿to̬̲͟ͅṟ̐͑̔s̨̤͗̚͝
Timmy: u̍ͫͦ̽͢r̯̲̾̌͘ ͐͂̌famiͣl͌ͬ͊̀̍̕ẏ̹̭̜̼ ̠ͫtȑ͓͔ͫ̿̎e̢͓̹͇ͅe͖ͤ̉̊ ̺͇͆l͕g̜b͐t̼
Billy: ù̬̼̖̠̳̝̬̺̉͂ͤr͆ f̶̨̦a̡m̛̤̟͇͎̓̑̏í̶̶̡͎̥͙̬̬̅̽̔̉ͧ̓̑́͝ly̍ͥ ͆reu̕͠nio͡n͘ ̨̘͓̀̾a̢̝͚̬͎̺̲̗ͤ̉͘ ̜̌͋ͫ͒͏͕̼̓̀̔ḫǫ̧̞͉͔̠̮̓̿̇̐̈́̚͘m̹̜̖̙̎́̏͒͞͝͞o͛̃ṡ̢͙̼͆͋̊ͩ̒̀e̙̺̟͚ͣͦ͞x̹̥̖̞̳̽͋͆̾̇͆͜͠͠u̘̞̫͉̎͗ͮ̒̐͋ a̠̙l̵͇̪̃ͯ͞ ̢̹ͦ͜͢c͔̔͛ớ̡̩͓̗̗͔̉͗͌̋ͧͮ̋͠m͍̟̮̯̯̱ͧͤm̢̛̳͐͘͟uṋͧ̈͒͘i͖̳̯ọ͛ͨ͗̚n ̭̞͔
*Timmy receives a vigorous blow and trips
Timmy: u̩̠ͩ͐̆̑̚r̥̫̈̊̅̅̀͜ ̢͎̦̱̯spͧẹ̡̟̩̮ͪͤ̊ͬ̄ͬͯ̎̕͜͝ć̼̭̲͇̞̫ͨ̾̄ͭ͆̊ͣ͜͠͞ͅiẽ̡̹̳̒̿̀͒s̻̫̪ͅ ̴̢̙̜̗̲̬͒̒ͪ͗̽̒̉̄́̑̚͢͜f̫eͤc̀ë̥̯̪̓͆̃̂ s̯̘̼̓̋͡
*Billy's balance becomes offset after sustaining a forceful impact
Billy: u̧͚̠͖̫̩̖̗̓̀́͆̕rͫ̉̿ ̟̉g͍̠͔̙̗̗͙̣̉ͧ̾̕ͅe̢͔̗͉̖̭͇ͨͧͧ̇̊̔̈ͯͤ͘͢n̶̮̮̪͙̘ͮ͠͞u̹̣̗̱̫̔̀́sͭ ̩͔͛̈̎͗̚͝l̦͉̜̪ͨ̄̓͑i̞͢͞kͭȩ̶̶̓ṣ͑͋̈́ ̛͕̘̯̦̒̎ͯ́̀̕͟͠p̯̩͖̹e̺̐ͪͅṋ̤͈ͨͥ̂͋í̶͉͔͎͚͈̈́̌̓ͨ̈́sͣ
*Timmy stumbles back in pain
Timmy: dont make me do this Billy
Billy: Bet
Timmy: ur significant other ur biological mother
*Billy writhes in pain and agony before his body becomes consumed by his autism