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sispasticated 

When you say something that is pure retarded like. But is also sophisticated in a way ye know like.
Jeez why are you so sispasticated you stupid heur?
sispasticated by BigGingerWiitard October 25, 2019

Sugmatics 

What you major in when you attend Sugma University.
Person 1: What are you going to major in college???
Person: I'm majoring in Sugmatics.
Sugmatics by Kauitsu June 13, 2022

Sigmantics

The art of being a sigma male. Concerning the way of the sigma male and their actions.
Beta: Hey Anas, how’d you get that girls number despite ignoring her?

Sigma: Sigmantics.
Sigmantics by The Viber December 1, 2022

Slamastica 

Fantastic, with a little LeBron James and Metallica greatness
It was slamastica when that stripper left the VIP room and tipped ME $100.
Slamastica by Deelicious25 August 24, 2006
Where someone is both sincere and sarcastic at the same time.
'Well, thanks for that!' He said in a sincastic manor.
Sincastic by NiallGee July 22, 2012

neo stigmatic-post truamatic-stress induced-pedrocitis

neo stigmatic-post truamatic-stress induced-pedrocitis

like the common cold, except much less snezzy, slighty more sleazy, but results in death. every time

for the simple man to understand

new bodily marks, sores, or sensations of pain in locations corresponding to the crucifixion wounds of Jesus Christ, caused after stressful experiences that the person experiences as highly traumatic
Pedro: I have neo stigmatic-post truamatic-stress induced-pedrocitis
Doctor: No Shit
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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