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Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? 

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? SIR I SAID IT SIR! Well ... no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!
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signed, sealed, and delivered 

an expression which means that a particular matter has been taken care of.
"Hey, did you finalize the purchase of the estate yet?"

"Yep, the title now officially belongs to me.....signed, sealed, and delivered!"
When someone says something and it is placed into the signature (on forums) or a profile as a quote.
psychopath129 (2:17:24 AM): so what if i have aids?
fozzythemuppeteeer (2:17:29 AM): LAOL, sigged
sigged by Fozzy May 13, 2006

Sighduck 

(verb)Based on psyduck, the evolution of a long, deep, audible breath expressing sadness, relief, tiredness, or a similar feeling
"Oh man the weather outside is bad, sighduck!" or "I really hate my job, I wish i could quit, sighhhduck"
Sighduck by CrisJovovich June 26, 2009

Silk and satin, signed wit a patent 

Pimp shit, basically. Slick talk so smooth that it's swagger jacker-proof. Slick talk so prolific and profound that muthafuckas can't just bite off that shit, cuz it's in ya, not on ya.
First Guy: "Kristine Ngo got that slick talk down on her blog."

Second Guy: "Yeah but she can't spit game like a true playa."

First Guy: "What the fuck you talkin' bout? Women invented the game. And her mouthpiece is silk and satin, signed wit a patent, daddy."
1. To agree with something someone has said or an idea.
"I think they should make Canada the 2nd New York."
/signed
/signed by JDM March 18, 2006