Tolkein Cock

Anything branded with the "Lord of the Rings" name for the sole purposes of making money off the hopeless nerd that will buy anything with "Lord of the Rings" on it and a price tag.

Made up exclusively by me.

Nerd: "Hey look at the new Return of the King game!"
Me: "Looks like just another box full of Tolkein Cock"

by JDM December 07, 2003

crazy

very much so; in abundance

dogs love me cuz i'm crazy sniffable

by jdm November 21, 2002

/signed

1. To agree with something someone has said or an idea.

"I think they should make Canada the 2nd New York."
/signed

by JDM March 06, 2006

Anarchism

means one have all powers of doing whatever one pleases, without the government interrogating.

not paying for your tv licence,whereas you wanna watch every episode of madam & eve,how about that uh?

by jdm August 02, 2003

massivity

the extent of the mass in an object

Andy never ceases to be amazed by the massivity of the equipment Dave orders.

by jdm February 20, 2003

tr0wned

defeated; like when a theif tries to steal your coins and you light a bomb and it kills him.

someone summon the coin bird... explosive lit "tr0wned!"

by jdm November 24, 2002

lates

good-bye; short for "later"

i'm takin' off -- lates, foo's!

by jdm November 21, 2002