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the act of fooling around in a committed relationship
Hey, I think he is catching sideage from that stray at the bar.

Dude, I caught some sideage last night.
sideage by johnny ohio January 7, 2011
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Sidebar pour 

A ridiculously excessive pour. Specifically when ordering a drink on the rocks.

Specifically used by hipsters and residents of Austin, Texas
Man. I don't get it, I've had two Bushmills rocks and I'm wasted.

Dude, what do you expect, you're drinking SideBar Pours.
Sidebar pour by Johnny Games October 21, 2009

Sidebanger

Sidebanger = From the Side I'd Bang Her. Intraocualar Excitement and inducement triggered from gazing at an attractive female.
Scenario: Driving next to some girl in a her car.

Shloimy: Yo Yo Homies , I'd bang her

Me: Fo Real??

Shloimy: Fa Real Homie. Dat is da shit....

Meanwhile we speed up in the left lane and get ahead of the car.

Me: Yoooooooo, she's madddd old. She's old enough to be your grandma's grandma. That's some sick shit bro.

Shloimy: Homie dat be sidebanger.

Me: Bro dat's still some sick shit. I wouldn't bang her at all from the front or the side. U be trippin.
Sidebanger by SimiB January 21, 2016

sidebar t-shirt ad boobs 

There always are huge boobs on the chick wearing the t-shirt with a stupid slogan in the sidebar page of urbandictionary. The boobs are big enough its worth staring, but the t-shirts are never funny enough to click the link.
probably just look in the side bar of this page

or

"wow, that t-shirt is so dumb only a hopeless loser would ever buy it. but check out those sidebar t-shirt ad boobs!"

Rape the Sidebar 

On facebook, when one goes on a liking spree or becomes a Comment Crasher just to bombard the sidebars of their friends.
Courtney was so drunk last night she decided to rape the sidebar and annoy all of her friends
Rape the Sidebar by The Bro Network October 31, 2011
A public request for a private conversation or meeting usually employed when in the company of others. The announcement of "sidebar" is intended to prevent others from interrupting the conversation. Comes from the O.J. trial.
Scott pulled Julie out of the party and into a sidebar to, drunkenly, confess his undying love to her.
sidebar by fsudustin April 20, 2006
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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