When watching YouTube videos, "Sidebarring" is the process of becoming distracted from your original goal by watching all the unrelated videos you see in the sidebar.
The female equivalent of being teabagged. It involves a woman dipping her lady parts onto an unsuspecting victim.
Common side effects for men include involuntary boners, sexual arousal and a rapturous round of high-fives from surrounding men.
In women it may lead to disgust or hopefully a random act of lesbianism.
Gemma was so drunk last night that when Rich passed out from too many cosmos than she was brave enough to get her lady business out and ended up shebagging him. There are so many pictures on facebook of it right now.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.