Worse than a sick twisted
fuck. Worse than a sick twisted disturbed
fuck. A sick twisted disturbed *psychotic*
fuck is so vile, so putrid, so *unbearable* that no punishment in
hell is sufficient to destroy him. Cheap. Crazy. Chases everybody around with inscrutable, mind-numbing questions. Mumbles when he talks and has so little love for his own family he'll ruin everyone else's lives in retaliation. The kind of deranged freak you want to crucify in an empty swimming pool and set on
fire. You want to sit his kids on his chest, then pull his scrotum up over his head, forcing his kids to gnaw their way free.
STDPF:
Hi, I was in on Sunday & I found these boxes of old envelopes. I know they have our old, old address on them but I figure you can just scratch that out with a pencil and use them, what does it matter, who opens them anyway, just a fucking secretary? If you could do that to every envelope, I think there'
s 1500 of them, get that done by lunchtime, that'll be great.
(slurps
coffee)
STDPF: Now, I found these three boxes of pencils, so if you want to sharpen them all, I know they're kinda old and don't have erasers but I think people might want to use them, they write really well and maybe you can even use them to scratch out our old addresses! Now here...here are 8 boxes of letterhead with my name on each sheet, if you could just cross my name off of them we can use them for official correspondence and that way we can save a few bucks and maybe get you some part-time
help a few months from now maybe a
high school kid in the afternoon after
school but you're doing a great job as it is-----
Clyde: Would you shut *up*, you
sick twisted disturbed psychotic
FUCK?