si'am

The gender-neutral form of sir and ma'am. Down with the sir and ma'am! The Si'am revolution!
If you're feeling kinda feminine then feel free to use ma'r! It's the poggiest of all phrases!

Tommyinnit says: just killed a si'am feeling good

Gerold and Joe: so i was like scuse me si'am this is a mcjesus i don't have all day
Person B: Si'am shut up!

by orangesodastan30 March 11, 2021

si*am

Siham, a slur created by lil r out of pure hatred for si*am.

Si*am dumb as hell

by Rxfle May 15, 2025

i.a.l.y.b.i.a.n.s.i.y.f.t.s.w.a.m.t

i actually like you but i am not sure if you feel the same way about me tho

Hey I just wanted to tell you that i.a.l.y.b.i.a.n.s.i.y.f.t.s.w.a.m.t

by DancingUnicornSquad August 11, 2020

Siamese Suck Off

When two women who braid their hair together as to conjoin them at the head to give a blow job to two men simultaneously. Then two men skull fuck them. First one to finish wins.

My brother and I got a Siamese Suck Off from Maggie and her mom.....and her mom won.

by Cant Stand Ya 5566 June 22, 2012

Siamese Fighting Fish

A type of fish that originates from rice paddies in south eastern Asia. They are very territorial and are often treated cruelly by being forced to live in tiny containers at pet shops all over the world. They are a very popular pet due to the low maintenance of taking care of them. They are also known as Betta fish because of there ability to breathe air through a organ called the labyrinth. Help these great fish by going onto ForceChange's website and looking up Siamese Fighting Fish. If you read that article and sign the petition you will make a difference in this small animals life.

Guy 1: Did you see the containers pet shops put Siamese Fighting Fish into
Guy 2: Yeah I know its so cruel

by Toby.H May 7, 2017

Siamese twins

Two men who share the same month they both last had sex.

Josh: When have you last had sex
Paul: August bro
Josh: Guess what bro
Paul: What
Josh: August was the last month I had sex!
Paul: ayyeee let’s go
Josh: There should be some sort of name for this type of thing
Paul: Yea totally we should call it being siamese twins on dead dogs

by WeWereHighWhenWeCameUpWithThat April 9, 2023

Siambanes

The flippy haired kid in Batavia High who is one of the largest drug kingpins in the U.S. He has been missing now for over 2 years and is unpredictable, use caution when approaching, very armed and dangerous. Some say the hair gives him powers. He is extremely good at rolling dice, especially in tre, and after every win gives a shout of triumph over his opponents. He has a very deceptive disguise other than his obvious rediculous haircut and wears over-priced polos from Banana Republic and straps dirty Jordans. Some have seen him in Aviators and a bandana. His guitar music sounds nothing close to the music he intends to play, despite the thousands of dollars his parents shovel toward his way to please the kid. If confronted with Siambanes, likely to not happen, beware of his lies, you can tell through the eyes. *Gives siambanes look*

"OMG EVERYONE HIT THE DECK SIAMBANES IS ON THE LOOSE!"

"Yo Yo Doggy DOG, wannnnnaaaaa........ fuckk......... chill?"

"Bad boy bad boy, watcha gonna do? watcha gonna do when siambanes comes for you?"

"Pack it Up"

by Donny Giavonoo May 17, 2010