shwump

the feeling you get when your friend look like a snack

bruh i feel shwumped

shwump by thickyeet November 30, 2018

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Finna shwump and finna scwoop

When your friend be looking like a whole-ass snack and you wanna hit it and quit it but then you realize you're in love with them.

Damn dude....Sean got me wanting to finna shwump and finna scwoop his ass <3

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Flaccid from overuse. Shriveled and semi-erect penis, typically due to too much sex.

We fucked like six times last night, until my dick was shrumped. Then I kicked the bitch out.

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Shwampies; Shwampys; Shwamp, is a slang for crystal meth, used in the East Side of San Jose, California ... FokDale Cuh!!!

Let's Smoke some shwampies.. Let's shwamp it!!
I'm hella shwamped out..
Got shwamps?
Fuken Shwampers...

Shwampies by Roldiny December 13, 2008

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Dude, I just worked a 12 hour shift, I'm shlumped.

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A word that sounds like an insult but doesn't really mean anything. Usually used instead of an insult

skwump by sweg sweg man November 6, 2014

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when you get so fucked up that you become the physical embodiment of snorlax.

“Man you should have seen Carlos last week man, he was straight shlumped!”

shlumped by yuhboi February 29, 2020

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