shwump

the feeling you get when your friend look like a snack

bruh i feel shwumped

by thickyeet November 30, 2018

Finna shwump and finna scwoop

When your friend be looking like a whole-ass snack and you wanna hit it and quit it but then you realize you're in love with them.

Damn dude....Sean got me wanting to finna shwump and finna scwoop his ass <3

by Mia_Mae_420 July 12, 2019

shrumped

Flaccid from overuse. Shriveled and semi-erect penis, typically due to too much sex.

We fucked like six times last night, until my dick was shrumped. Then I kicked the bitch out.

by richard vendor October 22, 2012

Shwampies

Shwampies; Shwampys; Shwamp, is a slang for crystal meth, used in the East Side of San Jose, California ... FokDale Cuh!!!

Let's Smoke some shwampies.. Let's shwamp it!!
I'm hella shwamped out..
Got shwamps?
Fuken Shwampers...

by Roldiny December 13, 2008

Shlumped

Extremely tired; exhausted, pooped. Sleepy.

Dude, I just worked a 12 hour shift, I'm shlumped.

by Roscoeschickennwaffles December 31, 2014

skwump

A word that sounds like an insult but doesn't really mean anything. Usually used instead of an insult

Trent, your such a skwump!

by sweg sweg man November 6, 2014

shlumped

when you get so fucked up that you become the physical embodiment of snorlax.

“Man you should have seen Carlos last week man, he was straight shlumped!”

by yuhboi February 29, 2020