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shwaybert 

A shwaybert is a molecule formed by a fusion of protons from asia fused with mexican agave (tequila) atoms. The resulting alloy has extremely low mass but very high amounts of potential energy and is therefore dangerously unstable. Unshielded exposure to a Shwaybert can result in inability to sleep followed by multi-day hangovers and may require medical intervention.
Andy was exposed to some
shwaybert last night and he’s still looking a little stunned
shwaybert by RECN November 21, 2021
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swagbert 

so much swag and awesome in 1 (one) package!
swagbert has so much swag and awesome. my favorite vtuber!
swagbert by N1Aquamanfan May 18, 2020
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shamberts 

a nickname for Adam Lambert copycats
there were quite a few shamberts that auditioned on American Idol season 9.
shamberts by yourmusicblogger February 8, 2010

Shawberto Carlos 

Luke Shaw, but referencing to his amazing gameplay and skills in EURO 2020 comparing him with the Fenerbahçe legend, Roberto Carlos.
-Have you seen the goal Luke Shaw scored last game?
-Yeah, man. I'm telling you, he is Shawberto Carlos!
Shawberto Carlos by ozgunxd January 9, 2022
Someone who snoops on everyone’s business to everyone they see. Someone who is desperate for attention or interaction.
1: Hey dude what’s going on?
2: Not much man just getting some jolly ranchers.
1. Can I have some?
3: OHHHHhoohohoooohoo can I have some? I like jolly ranchers cause of how sweet they are and how they are literally a treat when they-
1: Dude. Stop shwabing around when we’re trying to talk about something. You little shwaber!

shnabbert 

a person who doesnt ever leave u alone whose really annoying
shnabbert by jwbark September 30, 2003
A funty guy who is not allowed to intern at John Deere. He is so sussy like a sussy Baka. He sucks at rocket league and forknut. He likes to poop his pants!
Shabert is so sussy I know he took my $19 Fortnite card.
shabert by Hishab July 23, 2021