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Showberryness
The particular flavour of shock, shame, guilt and revulsion experienced when you go to sit on a public toilet expecting the kiss of cold plastic, and find it pre-warmed by a pair of unfamiliar buttocks.
Showberryness only ever applies when sharing a strangers second hand bum warmth in a cramped cubicle comes as a complete shock. Showberryness is always spiced with a degree of surprise.
The degree of showberryness experienced is directly proportional to the heat of the toilet seat, from an almost imperceptible reaction to a lukewarm / borderline cold seat, to barely suppressed nausea caused by a recent volcano arsed occupant.
Although showberryness is usually a fleeting sensation, a 'flashback' variant is not uncommon if you discover who you caught showberryness off soon after the event.
Disambiguation:
If you hang around in puplic toilets waiting for strangers to vacate cubicles so you can kiss cheeks at one remove, then you either live somewhere very cold and have developed a commendable survival technique, or you're fucking perverted. Neither of these examples can be classed as true showbberryness.
Showberryness only ever applies when sharing a strangers second hand bum warmth in a cramped cubicle comes as a complete shock. Showberryness is always spiced with a degree of surprise.
The degree of showberryness experienced is directly proportional to the heat of the toilet seat, from an almost imperceptible reaction to a lukewarm / borderline cold seat, to barely suppressed nausea caused by a recent volcano arsed occupant.
Although showberryness is usually a fleeting sensation, a 'flashback' variant is not uncommon if you discover who you caught showberryness off soon after the event.
Disambiguation:
If you hang around in puplic toilets waiting for strangers to vacate cubicles so you can kiss cheeks at one remove, then you either live somewhere very cold and have developed a commendable survival technique, or you're fucking perverted. Neither of these examples can be classed as true showbberryness.
Showberryness by yonabout June 6, 2011
ShitBerry
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Straberry Shortcake
The act of a male ejaculating onto a female, then punching her in the nose, making her bleed. The blood will mix and make a light pink color, much like the color of a straberry shortcake.
Straberry Shortcake by -=Sephiroth=- May 26, 2004
Stawberry Milkshake
After giving a girl (or guy) a nice big facial, the reciever punches the giver in the nose. The mix of semen and blood looks like a strawberry milkshake.
After she bit my cock several times, I gave her a facial, followed by a swift blow to the nose, also known as a strawberry milkshake.
Stawberry Milkshake by Alex February 11, 2004
Stawberry Milkshake
After fellatio is performed on a male, the male stikes his female partner in the nose, causing the blood running from her nose to mix with the semen in on her lips, giving the appearance of her having consumed a strawberry milkshake.
Stawberry Milkshake by S32 like a mother fucker March 20, 2003