an adjective used to describe someone who you find really cool or does something really cool.
person 1: you've got that scrimbly shwabble blop schrimblebobblopoingey super SCROBLER for sure
person 2: what?
person 1: you're really cool is what I mean
person 2: oh ok, that makes more sense.
A cheap beer thats gives you a horrible hangover and tastes like crappy water. Usually on special in large amounts, such as a "dirty thirty". Derived from shwagweed. Invented by the late David Butler.
waitress: We have Natural Light on special tonight for $2 pitchers
me: Sorry I dont drink shwale ale, I'll take a Labatt please.