shwangled 

to vomit whlie laughing at the same time.

i shwangled when i saw my friend shwangle.

shwangled by meatsauce ninja May 28, 2006

Shpongled 

To be on a different astral plane usually with the aid of (but not limited to) mushrooms, LSD, or DMT

I feel...Shpongled.

Shpongled by jsb22 December 26, 2008

Shmangleisted 

when you are fucked up beyond belief to the point where smashed drunk wasted mangled twisted and any other words to describe being wrecked cant describe your state of being....

Fuck ash i am so Shmangleisted i cant even remeber my name....
Dude, it's um....shit Laur i cant remember....

Shmangleisted by LaurRREEENNN January 7, 2008

Donkey Shlankled 

You are so fucked up that you have no control over your your sensory or motor functions. You can't even speak, only noises are muttered. You walk out of the bar looking like you just got kicked in the face by a donkey. The highest degree of drunkeness possible.

"Man last night I was donkey shlankled off my ass and banged a 400 lb black chick. I have never been that fucked up before."

"Are you going to the bar tonight."

Response: "Hell yeah man I'm gettin Donkey Shlankled wasted."

Donkey Shlankled by Philly S501 February 26, 2010

Shwagglepuss 

A vagina with more hair than a mutated yetti.

An out of control bush Afro on an already overgrown Euro chick's beaver, or Shwagglepuss, for short.

Shwagglepuss by dkmitchell November 3, 2008

Fookin' Shankled 

Drunk enough to enjoy a night at a really shitty club or party.

Olly: Where did u go on Friday?
Ali: Embrace; It was chavvy, but I was drunk enough to enjoy it,
Olly: wow, you must have been fookin' shankled.

Fookin' Shankled by 123skiddy321 June 7, 2009

Shpongled 

The act of acheiving the peak of a drug high. Usually at a humanly uncontrollable level.

Daniel, Loren and I were incredibly shpongled three thursdays ago, we laughed for roughly fourty-six minutes.

Shpongled by Scott Bingle December 19, 2007