Much like "Swangle": used to describe procuring or achieving something in an uncommon or non-traditional way.
However, 'shwangle' has been modified with a soft 's' to emphasize the intended cuteness and lack of criminal intent.
However, 'shwangle' has been modified with a soft 's' to emphasize the intended cuteness and lack of criminal intent.
by Laraelyn September 4, 2013
Get the shwangle mug.when you are fucked up beyond belief to the point where smashed drunk wasted mangled twisted and any other words to describe being wrecked cant describe your state of being....
Fuck ash i am so Shmangleisted i cant even remeber my name....
Dude, it's um....shit Laur i cant remember....
Dude, it's um....shit Laur i cant remember....
by LaurRREEENNN January 7, 2008
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by dkmitchell November 3, 2008
Get the Shwagglepuss mug.the most appropriate word to define the complete and utter state of being fucked up.
the state of being shitfaced and mangled all at the same time.
severe inebriation to the point of no return until you wake up in a random place such as someones porch in belmar new jersey 2 miles away from the summer house you were supposed sleep in because you lost your cell phone at a bar then calling it and then told to go to a certain adress to pick it up from the police station but instead going to a random person house and ringing their doorbell at 4 in the morning and passing out on their porch until 7am because you were so SHMANGLED!!
the state of being shitfaced and mangled all at the same time.
severe inebriation to the point of no return until you wake up in a random place such as someones porch in belmar new jersey 2 miles away from the summer house you were supposed sleep in because you lost your cell phone at a bar then calling it and then told to go to a certain adress to pick it up from the police station but instead going to a random person house and ringing their doorbell at 4 in the morning and passing out on their porch until 7am because you were so SHMANGLED!!
by roooney April 23, 2006
Get the shmangled mug.A portmanteau of the words "shit" and "strangle" (a la "slithy" or "mimsy") meaning to strangle someone with such force, you poop your pants.
"Remember that German girl I met at the bar last night? When we got to her dorm room, she wanted me to shrangle her..."
"Well, did you?"
"Fuck yeah I did! But I straight up destroyed the sheets on her bed..."
"Well, did you?"
"Fuck yeah I did! But I straight up destroyed the sheets on her bed..."
by Bouzsi December 3, 2018
Get the shrangle mug.Shwingle is a portmanteau of Waynes World 'shwing' (denoting an attractive person) and 'single', shwingle.
Therefore Swhingle is a hot single person.
Therefore Swhingle is a hot single person.
Tom: She's so giving you the eye! Shes 'shwing' hot man, go for it.
Dave: Nah, shes got a boyfriend.
Tom: I heard she just split with her boyfriend, she's totally shwingle!
Dave: Done!
Dave: Nah, shes got a boyfriend.
Tom: I heard she just split with her boyfriend, she's totally shwingle!
Dave: Done!
by Attractive Male A August 20, 2009
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