shwangle

Much like "Swangle": used to describe procuring or achieving something in an uncommon or non-traditional way.

However, 'shwangle' has been modified with a soft 's' to emphasize the intended cuteness and lack of criminal intent.

Sweetheart, could you shwangle us a bottle of something nice for later?

shwangle by Laraelyn September 4, 2013

Shmangleisted 

when you are fucked up beyond belief to the point where smashed drunk wasted mangled twisted and any other words to describe being wrecked cant describe your state of being....

Fuck ash i am so Shmangleisted i cant even remeber my name....
Dude, it's um....shit Laur i cant remember....

Shmangleisted by LaurRREEENNN January 7, 2008

Shwanger 

Penis, dough, wiener, cock, member.

Dr. Manhattan has a glowing Shwanger.

Shwanger by Wick-a-lee Stick-a-lee May 11, 2009

Shwagglepuss 

A vagina with more hair than a mutated yetti.

An out of control bush Afro on an already overgrown Euro chick's beaver, or Shwagglepuss, for short.

Shwagglepuss by dkmitchell November 3, 2008

shmangled 

the most appropriate word to define the complete and utter state of being fucked up.

the state of being shitfaced and mangled all at the same time.

severe inebriation to the point of no return until you wake up in a random place such as someones porch in belmar new jersey 2 miles away from the summer house you were supposed sleep in because you lost your cell phone at a bar then calling it and then told to go to a certain adress to pick it up from the police station but instead going to a random person house and ringing their doorbell at 4 in the morning and passing out on their porch until 7am because you were so SHMANGLED!!

what are you doing tonight?
i dont know but im gonna get shmangled.

shmangled by roooney April 23, 2006

shrangle

A portmanteau of the words "shit" and "strangle" (a la "slithy" or "mimsy") meaning to strangle someone with such force, you poop your pants.

"Remember that German girl I met at the bar last night? When we got to her dorm room, she wanted me to shrangle her..."

"Well, did you?"

"Fuck yeah I did! But I straight up destroyed the sheets on her bed..."

shrangle by Bouzsi December 3, 2018

Shwingle 

Shwingle is a portmanteau of Waynes World 'shwing' (denoting an attractive person) and 'single', shwingle.

Therefore Swhingle is a hot single person.

Tom: She's so giving you the eye! Shes 'shwing' hot man, go for it.

Dave: Nah, shes got a boyfriend.

Tom: I heard she just split with her boyfriend, she's totally shwingle!

Dave: Done!

Shwingle by Attractive Male A August 20, 2009