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shwagster 

1. Shwagster is a word to describe a person who always talks about smoking weed but doesnt really, to make them selves look cool. 2. A word to describe a person who always has shwagy weed. 3. Just a lame person in general.
Derived from lucas P, Wisconsin
1. The person talks a bunch of shit but hes just a SHWAGSTER. He never smokes.
2. Man i would get weed from steve but hes a SHWAGSTER.
3. Man, that guy is a total loser, hes useless. What a SHWAGSTER.
shwagster by Lucas P March 17, 2005
Words you can keep
the water that comes from the taps in oshawa, ontario, canada
Don't drink the shwater- caution inc.
shwater by warrfull June 17, 2006

shagster 

one of them crazy white kids with shaggy hair that looks nasty as hell and curls at the ends
"that white boy is a shagster killin dat nasty hair"
shagster by DQ August 23, 2004

schwagster 

1. Someone who partakes in the act of smoking schwag.
2. Someone who does anything undesirable or low grade.
"I don't even know if I want to hang out with Jon. He's been such a schwagster lately
schwagster by youaintpimpin November 7, 2007

Shwastey 

To be shwasted.
The state of being shwasted.
Portmanteau of both shitty and wasted.

See Shwasted.
That guy over there downed a whole fifth of capt'n mo's, he's pretty shwastey.
Shwastey by YoOrDu May 25, 2009

Shwastered 

it's a combination of the words: Sloshed, Hammered, Wasted, Ripped, Euphoric, Destroyed. Basically it decribes being drunk in the utmost emphasis, and also can be utilized when stating you want to get drunk. I.E. let's get crunk.
when i got back home i was totally shwastered, and couldn't bang this chick
Shwastered by Swiftverbicide December 14, 2009

shwaste bin 

a garbage bin designated for throwing up in, post-drinking session
Jim's had a little too much to drink; better put the shwaste bin next to his bed.
shwaste bin by Rm. 404B July 1, 2010
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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