shwag muffin 

A very poorly home rolled cigarette. You do not use a rolling machine.

Chris had said I make shwag muffins, due to their lack of quality.

shwag muffin by Dave-izzle September 26, 2005

shag muffin 

It means that you're hot and sexy, and also good enough to eat!

Person A: You're such a shag muffin!

Person B: Thanks!

shag muffin by lil_sis January 22, 2006

Swag Muffin 

Someone or something with unprecedented amounts of swag.

The coolest kid in school walked and and i yelled "Bro, you're such a swag muffin!" he replied back "Yo, thanks bro..."

Swag Muffin by 2str0ng4u November 20, 2011

shag muffin 

noun

1. Pussy, esp. one that hasn't been shaved. The general pubic area of a woman. See also; shag, muff, gash.
2. A woman who is "shaggable" or "shag worthy".

Fav: I'd go down on that shag muffin.
Ant: You would, you carpet banger!

shag muffin by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008

Swag-Muffin 

A particularly enticing/scrumptious individual.

Gus is a Swag-Muffin. He is a very delicious person.

Swag-Muffin by TrebekizFake March 3, 2011

Swag Muffin 

Slang word for ass. or butt. You can polite and gently call someone a mofo-ing swag muffin

Boy 1: Look at that swag muffin!!
Boy 2: So round!

Swag Muffin by ninjaa_meygann May 20, 2012

swag muffin 

a person that thinks he is soo cool and the best at everything

swag muffin we hate you

swag muffin by pudugly March 29, 2015