A girl that you only meet once in your life. The perfect Best friend and Girlfriend. She's beautiful, intelligent, caring and absolutely amazing. She may have a bit of a temper at times, but no matter what you may face, D'shonda will always be there for you. Her drive to succeed is only matched by passion for the things she love. Having her in your life makes everything better.
Person1: Hey, who is that?
Person2: I don't know, I think her name is D'shonda though.
Person1: D'shonda? I haven't heard that name before. She looks nice and she's pretty cute too.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.