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scrub a tub 

Smearing your dick with low fat mayonaise with help of a squirrel, and then rubbing moist penis over an old rusty tub from pre world war two, this phenomenon occurs primarily in northern latitude countries such as Canada, extra points are awarded if you rub tea bag you testicles into the mayonaise jar, good brands to use are hellman's. Please note, you can also make tuna salad using your balls.
David S, your dick is bleeding, did you scrub a tub?

Scrub the tub 

The noise your golf cart makes when it's f***** up.
(A golf cart drives by making weird noises) A guy says "hey, you're scrubbin, scrub the tub"(southern accent)
Scrub the tub by 4cslonniepoop July 17, 2016

Scrub n' Tub 

To use, and or inhale the smoke that is given off by the marijuana plant, followed by chilling in a hot tub.
Hey bro, wanna go scrub n' tub?
note: Use is this is so people don't know what your talking about.
Scrub n' Tub by Joeyohmz February 5, 2008

Scrub in a Tub 

A loser eating tacos in a Tub

tube scrub 

thanks for the tube scrub.
tube scrub by hbgc September 23, 2009
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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