by Dennis Quaid January 14, 2004
Somebody who observes children in play from a suitably-sized herbaceous plant for the purposes of covert masturbatory facilitation. A bush-dodger.
I've got a feeling that Huntley lad might be a bit of a shrub-rocketeer, you know.
Oh, nonsense he's a nice lad. I hear he's got some O-levels. And a nice dog.
Oh, nonsense he's a nice lad. I hear he's got some O-levels. And a nice dog.
by Eddmanyeah December 3, 2003
by candyass white boy June 21, 2003
Someone who wants others to share a thing on social media on their behalf, but don't want to share it themselves for fear of how people will judge them.
Conrad kept pestering his mates in the local facebook group to post a picture of a chicken carved out of spam to aggravate the annoying vegans that spam the page. They refused, and Shane called him out for being the feeble shrub rocketeer that he was.
by marshymarsh October 15, 2020