shrots

Slang term for shorts.

I've been sitting so long that my shrots are starting to ride up my butt crack.

by emmettliet June 15, 2022

guinea pig shots

The act of holding one's beveridge above one's head and against a wall. Then tilting the drink back and proceeding to suckle the liquid from the container as a guinea pig would water from its water bottle.

I blew so many chunks last night from all the guinea pig shots we were taking; it was a wild night.

"Dude! Guinea pig this Burnett's with me! Go Deacs!!!!"

by undiscoveredbum June 11, 2013

shropshire

Magic/Psilocybin mushrooms.

Wanna go camping and do some shropshire?

by hairyotter April 15, 2022

Shots Fiyerd

The best story ever created, by Lost Pause

"Hey, did you read Shots Fiyerd yet?"
"Yeah, and it was butiful

by Dat Boi9000 December 24, 2016

Boss-shots

Boss-shots
Is when you make important Decisions with power behind them.
Giving orders with muscle .

calling all the big shots.

I’m the big man; so I’m calling all the

boss-shots.

GiovanniDYMillyentei

by MillYentei DYSlick July 17, 2020

jerking shorts

worn commando which are easily pushed down to the floor for ideal dick access when porn opportunity arises

popular item of clothing in middle school and high school as powerul elastic waste band secures boner against chest in jerk stop emergency. For best results boner should cover at least two inches above belly button

the instant the front door closed behind his mom he had his jerking shorts completely on the carpet crumpled around his feet, sitting at the computer, porn playing, jerking his lubed dick, eager to ntt over head onto the floor behind him setting a new jizz range score

boners that strongly point forward while standing need a belt instead of jerking shorts

by margrette sees January 24, 2013

Moldy Shorts

Fan slang for Voldemort, from the Harry Potter series.

The second war with Voldemort would have gone much easier if the light side had just called him Moldy Shorts.

by Bibliophile3 November 5, 2010