shrot

Derived from the German word of schrott which means 'metal-scrap/metal-junkish'.

Usually used to describe 'useless' things/junks that can't really be discarded because it's:
(1) weirdly precious/treasured
(2) probably become usable/precious in the unknown unforeseeable future
(3) needed for the most nontrivial/hilarious reasons.

Which resulted in the keeping of it for an unreasonably long time.

"Your workbench, its full of shrot! Can't you clean it at least a bit?"
"Don't do anything to the shrots I kept in the corner of the room."
"That wrinkled empty yellow envelope in the desk is my shrot."

shrot by EltaGarouroumons76 March 23, 2019

Shrot

An penis crusty and disgustingly old.

Dude I bet Mr. Turner has a shrot!

Shrot by Bobisa January 28, 2010

Shrot

Trash, garbage, shit, junk, crap.

You're shrot

Shrot by applepieinmahjeans October 6, 2021

shrot deliwala 

It's a great person he is a legend 🤯🤯🥵

See that the legend shrot deliwala

shrot deliwala by Hehehhee334373377 November 25, 2021

Scrotal distancing 

Socially distancing yourself from work or other activities because you had a vasectomy.

I can't go to work today because I am practicing scrotal distancing.

Scrotal distancing by tbow252 May 16, 2020

total scrotal implosion 

A debilitating disease most commonly caused as a side affect to the drug Zortafrinex. If you can not speak or react due to the extreme pain of total scrotal implosion have a loved one call 911. there is no cure for TSI.

total scrotal implosion: its real, its here, and its killing everywhere.

total scrotal implosion by cusshinpushcushinpushin696969 February 28, 2011

old scrotey 

A nickname for the male nut sack, more properly known as the scrotum. For full effect, say in a cowboy accent.

Cowboy Bob: Howdy, ma'am, would ya like a little peek at Old Scrotey?

old scrotey by meowlnir August 3, 2014