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A driver that hangs a small symbol of protection from their rear view mirror; usually a very poor driver and often found in the fast lane of most US metro highways going impossibly slow.
Sorry I'm late, but I got stuck behind a dozen shriners on the way over here.
by toniwithaneye May 07, 2009
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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An individual who outright judges and looks down upon others for their choice to indulge in drugs, alcohol or sex. Typically seen in individuals who uphold strict religious morals.
Betty is such a shriner. She lectured me for 15 minutes yesterday about how I'm going to ruin my life if I ever smoke again!
by Zach May 13, 2005
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Lighting a cigarette the wrong way.
Lighting a cigarette on the filter end rather than the tobacco end.
Someone accidentally lighting a cigarette on the end on the filter resulting in ruining the cigarette, which is the act of performing a Shriner.
by huggiesfromdubv December 15, 2010
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