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Shrimplet 

A type of dick that is so small that it requires the use of a magnifying glass.
Priest: Will you marry Joe even though he has a shrimplet?

Wife: Does it include a magnifying glass with a lifetime warranty?

Joe’s dick isn’t big enough to be a shrimp, it is a shrimplet.
Shrimplet by Maria F. November 5, 2019

Shrimpnub 

1.Relating to a person who has a small weiner
2.An immature person who has a tiny weiner
3.Relating to the size of the nub of a shrimp to be the size of someone's weiner
Guy #1: I did your girlfriend
Guy #2: No you didnt she doesnt dig shrimpnubs
Shrimpnub by Vasili Brown November 28, 2010

shrimptuition 

An intuitive understanding regarding the proper cooking time of shrimp.
"Jennifer, this recipe says to cook the shrimp for 17 minutes, then add chicken, then cook for another 5. My shrimptuition knows that can't be right."
shrimptuition by WordsWineFriends November 18, 2018

shrimpjot 

look it’s shrimpjot”
shrimpjot by shrimpjot October 23, 2020

Shrimpturd 

The occasional, yet surprisingly tasty, solidified piece of feces that gets sucked up in the act of shrimping/and or felching.
Dude, I was shrimping your mom last night and I ate a shrimpturd. Tasted like chicken; could you ask her to eat McDonald's next time?
Shrimpturd by Rodeo Cowboy October 21, 2009

Shrimpster 

Ling ling: Have you seen Ching Chong's shrimpster?
Shrimpster by Mistikk May 26, 2016