Priest: Will you marry Joe even though he has a shrimplet?
Wife: Does it include a magnifying glass with a lifetime warranty?
Joe’s dick isn’t big enough to be a shrimp, it is a shrimplet.
Wife: Does it include a magnifying glass with a lifetime warranty?
Joe’s dick isn’t big enough to be a shrimp, it is a shrimplet.
by Maria F. November 5, 2019
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It is the act in which a man cums into the ass of the woman he is currently pounding, sucks his own cum out of her ass with a straw, immediately shoves a finger into her gaping asshole, fishhooks her with the 'rusty' finger and spits his own semen into her mouth... thus creating the Rusty Shrimpbowl.
There really is no example that will completely encompass the awesomeness of the Rusty Shrimpbowl. Regular Shrimpbowls are available if you omit the rusty finger and fishhook.
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