Shrimpnub 

1.Relating to a person who has a small weiner
2.An immature person who has a tiny weiner
3.Relating to the size of the nub of a shrimp to be the size of someone's weiner

Guy #1: I did your girlfriend
Guy #2: No you didnt she doesnt dig shrimpnubs

Shrimpnub by Vasili Brown November 28, 2010

shrimptuition 

An intuitive understanding regarding the proper cooking time of shrimp.

"Jennifer, this recipe says to cook the shrimp for 17 minutes, then add chicken, then cook for another 5. My shrimptuition knows that can't be right."

shrimptuition by WordsWineFriends November 18, 2018

shrimpjob 

When a man sucks a woman's (sometimes a dominatrix's toes.

"Give me a shrimp job now, you hussy!"

shrimpjob by Doctress Julia July 11, 2005

Shrimpturd 

The occasional, yet surprisingly tasty, solidified piece of feces that gets sucked up in the act of shrimping/and or felching.

Dude, I was shrimping your mom last night and I ate a shrimpturd. Tasted like chicken; could you ask her to eat McDonald's next time?

Shrimpturd by Rodeo Cowboy October 21, 2009

shrimppoboy

The biggest douchebag on the planet that has no life so he has to memorize everyone elses to feel human.

o.... and sometimes his penis shrinks up inside of his body so chicks mistake him for a woman...

kthanksbye

shrimppoboy is a ficticious character on many message boards trying to provide some sort of purpose to his life..

shrimppoboy by bguguen destroyer February 4, 2010

shrimpnut 

A person whos is fuckin gay and is dumb in the head mentally also physically.

Also described to be a white boy who is dedicated to doin dumbass shit..

A fuckin bitch or a puss ass nigga.

Ay George W. Bush ur a shrimpnut.

Yo daddy a shrimpnut so shut the fuck up.

Ur white so ur Shrimpnut!

shrimpnut by hahayoudie August 10, 2004

ShrimpRunner

A deeply defining title for one who runs from shrimp. The motives behind this behavior stem from the impending demise brought on by contact with said shrimp

In a broader context, the term captures the emotions associated with imminent doom. While rooted in fear, deeper feelings linger beyond the bare eye. Such that reflects a sense of acceptance of this fate.

Faced with the shrimp, he became ShrimpRunner, retreating as if his fate had already been sealed.

ShrimpRunner by springwater.og April 6, 2026