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shrimplife 

having extreme knowledge of a subject and being able to assert said knowledge in the most ignorant way. Completely irrational, individuals accustomed to the shrimplife stand as one of the many paradoxes of our time. People of both sexes are extremely attracted to their shrimplife lifestyle
(silence..) "SHRIMPLIFE!!!!"
shrimplife by Slammin April 14, 2015
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Shrimplick

Male with a shrimp sized penis who easily finishes in one stroke.(one pump chump)
Wow Brady is a shrimplick.
Shrimplick by ASAP brocky March 22, 2014

Shrimple 

Can be used as a substitute for “simple”, or can refer to someone with a shrimp.
That guy has a shrimp!”
Yeah. He’s a shrimple.”
Shrimple by The Habber Grin March 3, 2023

SIMPLIFE 

For so long Jeffrey had too much on his plate, so he finally decided to unload the excess baggage and SIMPLIFE.
SIMPLIFE by Jeff D December 28, 2005
pretty cool twitter guy, also hes a good youtuber lol!!
hey you see shrimpify over there?
shrimpify is the guy with trillions of followers on twitter, right?
yeah man that's shrimpify
shrimpify by shrimpify February 12, 2021

Shrimple tax return 

Can be used as a substitute for “simple tax return”, or can refer to tax returns with a shrimp.
I had reported my incomes via shrimple tax return!

lil shrimpie 

an ugly boy who patrols the ocean looking for mermaids in his shrimp mobile. In his spare time, he enjoys annoying people, as well as consuming large amounts of brussel sprouts marinated in cat pee
"Did you see lil shrimpie patrolling the ocean?"

"ya, he is just so hot. Id be his mermaid anyday?"
lil shrimpie by messy111 January 6, 2015