shrimplife

having extreme knowledge of a subject and being able to assert said knowledge in the most ignorant way. Completely irrational, individuals accustomed to the shrimplife stand as one of the many paradoxes of our time. People of both sexes are extremely attracted to their shrimplife lifestyle

(silence..) "SHRIMPLIFE!!!!"

by Slammin April 14, 2015

Shrimplick

Male with a shrimp sized penis who easily finishes in one stroke.(one pump chump)

Wow Brady is a shrimplick.

by ASAP brocky March 22, 2014

Shrimple

Can be used as a substitute for “simple”, or can refer to someone with a shrimp.

“That guy has a shrimp!”
“Yeah. He’s a shrimple.”

by The Habber Grin March 3, 2023

SIMPLIFE

Short for SIMPLIFy lifE..

For so long Jeffrey had too much on his plate, so he finally decided to unload the excess baggage and SIMPLIFE.

by Jeff D December 28, 2005

shrimpify

pretty cool twitter guy, also hes a good youtuber lol!!

hey you see shrimpify over there?
shrimpify is the guy with trillions of followers on twitter, right?
yeah man that's shrimpify

by shrimpify February 12, 2021

Shrimple tax return

Can be used as a substitute for “simple tax return”, or can refer to tax returns with a shrimp.

I had reported my incomes via shrimple tax return!

by TheDickSwordz March 31, 2023

lil shrimpie

an ugly boy who patrols the ocean looking for mermaids in his shrimp mobile. In his spare time, he enjoys annoying people, as well as consuming large amounts of brussel sprouts marinated in cat pee

"Did you see lil shrimpie patrolling the ocean?"

"ya, he is just so hot. Id be his mermaid anyday?"

by messy111 January 6, 2015