Skip to main content

shrimplife 

having extreme knowledge of a subject and being able to assert said knowledge in the most ignorant way. Completely irrational, individuals accustomed to the shrimplife stand as one of the many paradoxes of our time. People of both sexes are extremely attracted to their shrimplife lifestyle
(silence..) "SHRIMPLIFE!!!!"
shrimplife by Slammin April 14, 2015
Words you can keep

Shrimplick

Male with a shrimp sized penis who easily finishes in one stroke.(one pump chump)
Wow Brady is a shrimplick.
Shrimplick by ASAP brocky March 22, 2014

Shrimple 

Can be used as a substitute for “simple”, or can refer to someone with a shrimp.
“That guy has a shrimp!”
Yeah. He’s a shrimple.”
Shrimple by The Habber Grin March 3, 2023

SIMPLIFE 

For so long Jeffrey had too much on his plate, so he finally decided to unload the excess baggage and SIMPLIFE.
SIMPLIFE by Jeff D December 28, 2005
pretty cool twitter guy, also hes a good youtuber lol!!
hey you see shrimpify over there?
shrimpify is the guy with trillions of followers on twitter, right?
yeah man that's shrimpify
shrimpify by shrimpify February 12, 2021

Shrimple tax return 

Can be used as a substitute for “simple tax return”, or can refer to tax returns with a shrimp.
I had reported my incomes via shrimple tax return!

lil shrimpie 

an ugly boy who patrols the ocean looking for mermaids in his shrimp mobile. In his spare time, he enjoys annoying people, as well as consuming large amounts of brussel sprouts marinated in cat pee
"Did you see lil shrimpie patrolling the ocean?"

"ya, he is just so hot. Id be his mermaid anyday?"
lil shrimpie by messy111 January 6, 2015
More from Urban Dictionary

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
Next