noun. overly bronzed female whore bag with blonde hair that is at least 12 shades of blonde. usually gorges herself on shrimp scampi covered in caesar dressing and white wine before passing out on couch. has herpes and open ended prescription for valtrex.
by earlgreywithmilk_atx January 18, 2009

by Yolanda Yolanda Yolanadaana December 05, 2019

by Jason Mimosa June 14, 2022

to have foreplay or intercourse.
“Anne and Henry made shrimp scampi before marriage!”
“yo you and your girl made shrimp scampi yet?”
“nah she’s celibate, so no shrimp scampi for me”
“yo you and your girl made shrimp scampi yet?”
“nah she’s celibate, so no shrimp scampi for me”
by m&ewashere June 03, 2025
