4 definitions by Jason Mimosa
That dude is such a Justin.
No, he’s totally a Jared. Look at the way his tears drip down his double chin.
Oh, damn! You right!
No, he’s totally a Jared. Look at the way his tears drip down his double chin.
Oh, damn! You right!
by Jason Mimosa May 5, 2018
A transgender prostitute from Romania who works exclusively between the hours of 9 A.M. to 5 P.M. Monday through Friday.
Damn it! It's 5:02! I was hoping to get a knobby from that slicker on the corner today. Maybe tomorrow...
by Jason Mimosa August 24, 2017
When you pour a mimosa down a man’s back and someone drinks it as it flows through his ass crack and drips off his taint and balls.
by Jason Mimosa September 14, 2023
by Jason Mimosa June 14, 2022